Four couples. One elegant dinner party. A gunshot, a missing host, and a house full of half-truths. In Rumors, Neil Simon at his razor-sharp best delivers a fast-paced farce packed with mistaken identities, escalating misunderstandings, and nonstop laughs. As guests arrive at a posh New York townhouse to celebrate a wedding anniversary, they discover the host unconscious, the hostess nowhere to be found, and no one quite sure what actually happened—or what to say when more guests arrive. What follows is a brilliantly orchestrated comedy of errors, where lies pile on top of lies and the truth becomes more elusive by the minute. Smart, silly, and relentlessly funny, Rumors is classic Simon: sparkling dialogue, impeccable timing, and a joyful reminder that sometimes the best comedy comes from absolute chaos.