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Stewart Spinks accused!
CHICKAMAUGA, GA - Retired Colonel Garland Flanders, founder and president of Clucky Fried Chicken, has accused Greenville, SC convenience store magnate Stewart Spinks of industrial espionage. In a recent press conference, Flanders stated that Spinks’ MIG fighter jet was spotted over Clucky world headquarters in Chickamauga, GA. shortly before the original Clucky recipe was discovered to be missing.
“Our security system lit up like a Christmas tree”, Flanders said. Spinks, to whom Flanders refers as “Comrade Spinkski,", owns a MIG-29 fighter jet and employs a former Soviet military pilot.
“Boris and I were scouting franchise locations”, Spinks explained. “It’s fast and efficient and, since we’ve retrofitted it to fly on biodiesel, it makes the sky smell like fried chicken. Everybody wins.”
Spinks' involvement in the security breach will be determined May 3 at Centre Stage. Brock Koonce, Debra Capps, Michael Hawley, Glenda ManWaring and others will add a certain "dramatic touch" to this year's "fundraiser to die for!"
Admission to the fundraiser is $75/person and tickets may be purchased by calling 864.233.6733 or you may register online through the Chamber of Commerce. Festive cocktail attire.
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Mountain getaway ($3,000 value) |
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One-hour videotaped flight on MIG fighter jet ($2,000 value) |
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BMW one-day driving class ($1,500 value) |
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Matriarch Yacht cruise for two |
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Spa packages, gift baskets, sports and entertainment passes and much more! |
 Get yourself invited!
If you didn't receive an invitation to our fundraiser and you'd like to attend, you may either call our box office at 233.6733 or download a donation form and mail it in. The donation form is in PDF (Acrobat) file format and is available here. After completing the form, please mail to:
Centre Stage
P.O. Box 8451
Greenville, SC 29604
 Get directions to the theater.
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